Top 10 Best Bidet Attachments for Your Toilet

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Hip, hip hooray, it’s a great a bidet! You too can relive the excitement and confusion you felt the first time you traveled abroad and encountered that extra water fountain attached to a toilet (did you try to drink from it? C’mon, be honest). Once you overcome your initial mix of curiosity and fear, you may become as addicted to that so fresh, so clean feeling that only a bidet can (or should) provide as your European exchange family was. While getting a proper bidet installed can cost a pretty penny, these bidet attachments are affordable and come with a variety of options. Need a nightlight for your evening adventures? No problem. Hot and cold water? We’ve got your back(side). Fully electronic? You so fancy.

So if you too are bidet-curious, check out this round-up of the top ten best bidet attachments for your toilet to put a little extra pep in your step. Don’t be heinous to your anus – be a dear and clean your rear. And with that, I bid you good bidet.


1. Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray

Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray

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The Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray is the #1 best-selling bidet attachment on Amazon, and not for nothing. With over 5,000 positive reviews, people just can’t stop talking about their butts to complete strangers. The premium quality bidet sprayer attaches to your existing toilet seat and doesn’t use electricity or require special parts, so you are just minutes away from experiencing the exhilaration of cold jets of water shooting straight up your bits. And if you’re still nervous about investing in the bidet lifestyle, the low price tag on this model makes it the perfect gateway drug. Plus this video is just the best.
Price: $24.95 (44 percent off MSRP)

Buy the Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray here.



Pros:

  • Inexpensive
  • Adjustable angled spray
  • Easy to install

Cons:

  • Water temperature may have you singing soprano
  • Beware of highest pressure setting

Find more Astor Bidet Fresh Water Spray information and reviews here.


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2. Wash N Go LED Bidet

Wash N Go LED Bidet

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I know what you’re thinking. “Yeah, I like a good bidet spray, but what I really want is a sick light show when I go.” Well, have I got the bidet for you. The Wash N Go LED Bidet comes with motion and sound-activated LED lights. Please read that again. Motion and sound activated lights. So if your run-of-the-mill bidet just isn’t doing it for you anymore, it’s time to step up your game. Why not add some evening entertainment to your nightly wake-up calls? And in case you can’t find your way to the bowl, you can just call to it, and it will light your way. Now that’s a new take on sweet nothings.

Price: $59.95

Buy the Wash N Go LED Bidet here.



Pros:

  • Motion and sound activated LEDs
  • Powerful spray
  • Double nozzle for male and female sanitation
  • Dual pressure settings for customized comfort

Cons:

  • Short connector for water line
  • Fits better on elongated toilets than round

Find more Wash N Go LED Bidet information and reviews here.


3. Luxe Bidet

Luxe Bidet Neo 320

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Luxe Bidet has to be one of the most prolific manufacturers of bidet attachments, with no less than six marginally different models to choose from. For beginners, the Luxe Bidet Neo 110 offers the simplest, most affordable set up. Scale up one to the Neo 120 where an extra $16 will buy you a self-cleaning nozzle upgrade. The next level up will offer you dual nozzles for rear and frontal wash (hey ladies!), with either a dial configuration in the (Neo 185) or a lever in the Neo 180 to more precisely control the deluge. But we’re far from done. The Luxe Bidet Neo 250 adds hot water to the mix (and how can you say no to that once it’s an option) and the Neo 320 doubles down on hot water and dual nozzles for the baddest bidet of the bunch.

Price: $29.96 – $57.08

Buy the Luxe Bidet here.



Pros:

  • Feature rich
  • Nozzle guard gate for added protection
  • Easy installation

Cons:

  • Plastic parts are reported to break over time
  • Hard to remove

Find more Luxe Bidet information and reviews here.


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4. Joy Bidet C-1

Joy Bidet

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Oh, joy! That’s what you’ll be saying when you try this affordable, no-frills, single nozzle toilet attachment. A braided steel hose is included to connect the bidet to the water source. Installation takes only 15 minutes. While some reviewers reported problems with broken parts or leaks, customer service was quick to remedy the problems, even long after expired warranties. The price and simplicity make it a fine entry to the sphincter spray lifestyle. Let the Joy C-1 bring some joy into your butt’s day. And for a fancier flow, the C-2 offers a self-cleaning spray, so your hands stay as clean as your rump.

Price: $25.95 (33 percent off MSRP)

Buy the Joy Bidet C-1 here.


Pros:

  • Inexpensive
  • Simple to use
  • Excellent customer service

Cons:

  • Plastic parts
  • Limited features

Find more Joy Bidet C-1 information and reviews here.


5. BB-600E BioBidet Ultimate Electric Bidet Seat

BB-600E BioBidet Ultimate Electric Bidet

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For the ultimate ultimate (ok, #10 on this list might be even a wee bit more ultimate), you’ve gotta get the BB-600E BioBidet Ultimate Electric Bidet Seat. With front and rear warm water cleansing, anti-bacterial material and a massage feature with a “wide clean” function, this naughty boy cycles front and rear streams for unparalleled cleaning. The BB-600 allows you to adjust the water temperature, water pressure and the nozzle position for maximum personalization. Not only that but at the touch of a button, cleansing is followed by a warm air dry, adjustable to three settings. It also comes with a heated soft-closing seat for ultimate comfort and relaxation at a temperature you control. Remember how bed used to be your favorite place? Now it’s your toilet.

Price: $399

Buy the BB-600E BioBidet Ultimate Electric Bidet here.



Pros:

  • Tons of features
  • Adjustable temperature and spray settings
  • Warm air dry

Cons:

  • Added seat height may be uncomfortable for shorter users
  • Challenging to install

Find more BB-600E BioBidet information and reviews here.


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6. Boss Bidet BOLD Toilet Attachment

Boss Bidet BOLD Toilet Attachment

(Amazon)

So elegant it had to be photographed outdoors, the Boss Bidet is just that. When your bidet just doesn’t sport enough bling, you need to upgrade to dials that look sharp enough to almost possibly pass for actual gold. And it comes in black or white to blend in seamlessly with the rest of your commode. For a highly recommended upgrade (at the price of sacrificing the gold-like dials), this model offers variable temperatures. Retracting nozzles offer front and back cleaning and installation is so easy, one reviewer even travels with hers. It doesn’t get more boss than that.

Price: $59.99

Buy the Boss Bidet BOLD Toilet Attachment here.



Pros:

  • Gold-toned dials
  • Self cleaning
  • Easy installation
  • Lifetime warranty
  • According to video above, can be used as a drinking fountain

Cons:

Find more Boss Bidet information and reviews here.


7. GenieBidet Seat

GenieBidet Seat

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I know what you’re thinking, but no, the company does not promise that any wishes will be granted for rubbing anything on this unit. The GenieBidet is a full-seat model that offers dual self-cleaning nozzles and a low-profile integration. It comes in round or elongated models with a contoured seat and slow-close lid. Reviewers love this bidet because it’s easy to install, durable, and doesn’t scream “bidet.”

Price: $89.96 (40 percent off MSRP)

Buy the GenieBidet Seat here.



Pros:

  • Low profile bidet integration
  • Durable
  • Easy to intall

Cons:

  • Limited features
  • Plastic parts

Find more GenieBidet Seat information and reviews here.


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8. Zen Bidet Z-Series

Zen Bidet z-500 Hot and Cold Bidet

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Zen bidet offers an array of models with incremental upgrades. The Z-100 is their entry-level offering with metal/ceramic valves, easy installation, and a self-cleaning nozzle with adjustable spray angle. For just a few bucks more, the Z-300 adds a second nozzle, and the Z-500 takes it a step further with hot and cold water options. Fortunately, the all boast a 1-year “No questions asked” warranty. So, you know, go to town.

Price: $33.74 – $62.94 (8-53 percent off MSRP)

Buy the Zen Bidet Z-500 Hot and Cold Water Two Nozzle Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment here.



Pros:

  • Optional features
  • Brass and metal components
  • Easy to install
  • One year “No questions asked” warranty

Find more Zen Bidet Z-500 information and reviews here.


9. Ergo Wash 2017 New Ergo Bidet

Ergo Wash 2017 New Ergo Bidet

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The Ergo Wash bidet seat is definitely the sleekest option of this roundup with a low-profile chrome-finish lever complete with amusing graphics on how to use it. It’s very simple with two nozzles, a soft-close seat, and no temperature control. For super-stealth bideting, this is just the ticket.

Price: $79.99 (53 percent off MSRP)

Buy the Ergo Wash 2017 New Ergo Bidet here.


Pros:

  • Dual nozzles
  • Soft-close seat and lid

Cons:

Find more Ergo Wash Bidet information and reviews here.



10. Brondell Swash 1000 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat

Brondell Swash 1000 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat

(Amazon)

Did I save the best for last? That depends — does having a remote control make this bidet the best? Then yes, I did. This fellow comes with alllll the features: dual self-cleaning nozzles for front and back, instant ceramic core heater that provides a limitless stream of filtered, warm water, air dry setting, and deodorizer. The remote control offers multiple user settings and makes it easy for people with physical limitations and children to use. Just make sure no one runs off with it. . . (Don’t worry, it has additional controls on the side.)

Price: $549

Buy the Brondell Swash 1000 Advanced Bidet Toilet Seat here.



Pros:

  • Feature rich
  • Remote controlled
  • Heated seat
  • Sweeping spray
  • Stainless steel nozzles

Cons:

Find more Brondell Swash 1000 information and reviews here.

Do you have a favorite bidet? Let me know in the comments below!


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